Last night, as I was leaving the worst walmart super center in all of the world, I noticed a police patrol car behind me. The officer followed me out of the walmart parking lot, west on university drive and into a gas station parking lot. I was unaware that I had done anything wrong, so I wasn’t really paying any attention to the officer at this point. I went  about my business about to get some over priced gasoline and head home. The officer gets out of his patrol car and approaches me .. odd. I started to feel a little nervous, wondering what I could have done to warrant attention from the police at 10:30 PM on a Sunday night. I say “good evening officer, may I be of some assistance to you?” to which he responds that he needs to see my drivers license and insurance.

Wait a minute, you need to see what? .. why do you need to see those items? …. I was floored by his next statement. The officer informed me that I am driving a “suspicious vehicle”. Without even thinking about what I should do or say, I responded, “No I don’t, I drive a Nissan 350z .. it doesn’t say suspicious  anywhere on it.”  … thankfully his radio went off and he had to respond to a call of more importance, probably fresh donuts at krispy-kreme.

I still have no idea why I was considered suspicious .. but it sure felt good to pwn that cop.